
Writing and rating everything from instruments and electronics to books and clothing. 350+ articles so far! Did lots of SEO, CMS, and interviews with subject experts.
There’s too much data nowadays. Humans can’t monitor it all manually anymore. Dynatrace’s AI-powered observability finds (and fixes) problems before they even start. And I wrote about that, making difficult tech info easy to understand for all, through email/web/OOH/ad campaigns, video, event signage, and more.
Wrote in-app and campaign copy for surgery video games designed to train doctors, and social media posts promoting the product worldwide. Also learned how to perform a virtual colonoscopy.
The lone copywriter for a $100M brand. Wrote multiple weekly, consumer-facing emails along with website copy, catalogs, press releases, and whatever else the founding Jacobs brothers needed.
Redefined retirement for seniors through nationwide “Someday” campaign with media buys at LAX, JFK, Times Square and in NatGeo. Encouraged the 20s and 30s demographic (like myself) to start saving.
If you got an email from them during this time, I wrote it. And yes, Timbaland is the CEO of Timberland.
Created digital & direct mail for Buick, GMC, Merrill Edge, BoA and Sprint. Cars, cash, and cool phones.
Created snappy headlines and copy for Dodge RAM, Sunglass Hut, and Dunkin’ Donuts.
Crafted copy and campaign ideas for New Balance, including Boston Marathon and Track and Field World Championships. Also, got free shoes.
Global two-year program taught by professional industry creates, with internships too.
Exchange student studying European History and Film, Danish Language. Then stayed in Europe after school ended until I ran out of money.
Portfolio finishing program. Advised by CP+B creatives, and involved with live briefs.
Worked on live briefs including Oil of Olay and Safeguard.
Worked on GMC Super Bowl campaign (with Will Arnett!) as well as various charitable briefs.
- •Played “Annoying 70s Hipster #4” alongside Christian Bale and Amy Adams in American Hustle
- •Opened for my childhood heroes They Might Be Giants
- •Wrote and recorded a solo album of songs with my “band”, The Josh Kanters (it’s on Spotify)
- •Made the front page of Reddit – twice!